Posts Tagged ‘dating’

I have been in a few relationships since I started dating in high school. Man, those were the best times of my life; doing little homework, spending time with friends, going to parties, being wanted, and I especially liked lying to my parents about all of it.

But my momma taught me about responsibility which I also tested. I skipped work to be with a boy. (Whenever I say “boy” I mean a guy who’s of legal age of course). I skipped classes to be with a boy. I’ve been with one boy for 2.5 years and my last one for 4.6 years. And now – I’m boyless.

I am sure crashing hard. Every guy I see, I wonder what he’s like and if I should fool around with him. *screams* I love attention and I absolutely love dating! Getting to meet new people and getting to know them while having new experiences. It’s just such an eye opening, invigorating and a happy time for me! Hurray

pssst I really like skateboarders and Asian boys under 6ft. *hint hint*

I really enjoyed the series 1 and 2 of the Showtime series Secret Diary of a Call Girl. I find her tips to be very valuable for a woman like myself who’s in the dating scene and a workaholic.

• wear men’s deodorant and no perfume so he won’t get caught
• “shit, shower and shave”
• misspellings and poor grammar in emails = bad guy
• work a lot if you enjoy it but it will interfere with your personal life no matter how hard you try
• try not to go crazy and share your story with people (exhibit 1. this blog 2. twitter)
• have him shower before playing

Sometimes I find myself trying to imitate her accent – but to no avail.